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| Fight like a wounded chicken, you can gonna kick their asses if they have! |
Dear Maga,
How is the speaking at the East
Africa assembly? Are you also talkative on big issues like our speaker here,
Jeniffer Kadaga? I remember that assemblys every Monday morning at our school
before I stop school in P.4. Teacher gave us kiboko for uncomb hair, uncomb
nails, unbathing, feet with fingers who look like head of snakes, and the
kiboko make you feel like your buttocks were on smoke and fire. I look at you in my
head standing on assembly and undressing MPs there on the line, each one straight on the behind of each other and
you are like headmaster! You have really strength of a woman like this song
bird Shaggy sing it.
Owaye Maga, I am hearing gossip
that they were almost chased you left right center from your chair of
speaker for East Africa assembly of MP. Naye you; you remember that other song
of 'Nantongo, Nantongo teli akusinga'? The one of 'wankulila amaaso, wankulila akabina'? The one of Peter
Ssematimba? So, if you are know it, why are you not tell those of Kenya MP,
that Muthuki Peter man, that you even have a hit in Uganda about you, and it is
international, its song bird lives in Sweden? Make that hit be national anthem of that parliament. Mbu they wanted
to census you? Because why? Is it because you try to be member of MP for
Kampala times two and you fallen on the behind of your head both two times? Those people don't get shame!!
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| They are want to chase-chase you like criminal thief mscchwwew!! |
So,
after those of Kenya they have fail to steal our lake of Migingo, now they want
to steal your speaker chair? Do they aware that you can stand for president
there? Do they aware that here we export presidents? We export Kagame to
Rwanda, we export Garang to Khartoum, we export Kabila father and son to Zaire,
Tinyefuza to Congo soon, Ssejusa to Bwindi soon, we even want to export Aggrey
Awori to Kenya, and Mbidde to Burundi, Tamale Mirundi to Zimbabwe, for example.
We have exports. We export soldiers, guards and thiefs to the Africa and
eastern middle. We even export prostates, you know the womans who sell their body
on measuring spoon to restless men.
So, you Maguret Zziwa, I am
almost happy that you chased the parliament before it chase you. That is like
the hunting dog become the hunted dog. That why we exported you to Tanzania. Be
in class, stick to power. Isn't there a constitution there? Get it and comend
it? Use money to commend it. You were not working stones all your life. Do it. Don’t shame us. Dont shame Uganda. Don’t shame
Kabaka. If Museveni pay 5 million to entire Uganda MP to commend the constitution and
give him many terms, why not you? Isn't he your model? Cant you break a small
vision from him, take it and use it in Tanganyika on Kenyans? You have forget
the proverb from your land mbu ‘Where money beats gonzas’? Beat them money and
they will gonda, and they will leave you alone. Don’t stress us here home, we have already many stress of Lukwago crying, enough
to travel us till vision 40/40.
My sister, if you don’t have
clever, let me give you ko on mine. Visionary president of ours say sell what
you have, get what you want. Can’t you sell something you have to those
stubborn men of Kenya that want to sense you? Teach that Peter Muthoki a lesson using your stamina. Or avenge him. Call him mafia. Blacklist him and Dora. Say they are the terrorist who bomb that Nakummat bank of Kenya. Say
they are the thief that stole the HM370 helicopter of Malaysia. America will
come and take them to prison, and you remain alone in parliament. You and
Mbidde. You bring motion, Mbidde second it or even third it, it win by the
majority of you two. You can motion that Lake Victoria is all for Uganda and
its fish, the water is for Kenya, the water fythinth, you know that stubborn
plants of the lake, you say they are for Tanzania, finish!!
Whatever you do, do it from there
quickly. Don’t come cry-crying tears like a crocodile or Lukwago, that they have chase you
from the chair. Hide the chair. Write your name on it. Draw your diagram on it.
Steal it. Do something, like Ugandan eish! Don’t tired us, twakowa! I tell
people before that a Uganda person is a green grass in the snake.
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| A Uganda person is a green grass in the snake!! |
You can see
your MP colleague fellows from Uganda,
how they have back bite you. See how that MP girl colleague of yours, Dolly Byamukama, has run away with
Kenyan MP, Muthuki, to overthrow your chair! That is why she is not a good Muganda. This Chameleon song bird singed that ‘The Yuda’s we pass with them
around-round’, and you can see he was true. Start walking alone, and don’t even
trust yourself. Human people are danger. I have warn you. They say ‘A told one
doesn’t die all’. That is your new motto. See you.
Your friend in need,
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