Thursday 27 March 2014

Share interviews Seya
Share: I welcome you to this interval, and I know you also                          welcome me.
Seya: Me too.
Share: So, Seya, what are you been up to since ever you almost transform to ministry of government? You have went lost after the park of Mafabi..
Seya: I have been up to Entebbe, Nairobi, and other outside countries. But I was only not up, I were down also with a bad flu, but it was ok. I am business man, those things of political jobs is a dirty game.
Share: But words passing each other said that you want to be mayor time and again. You ever still have desire for mayor?
Seya: if you like this interval to keep continuing, don’t talk on Desire here. That girl she is innocent, and very modest woman. Vey cumbersome.
 Share: ok, answer from there at ‘you want to be mayor time and            again’.
Seya: Ok. Those words and you are tying on me your goat’s ears for dogs to chase me. That mayor job has been mine, it ever be mine, I lend it to Sebaana, and I belong to it. That boy Lukwago has mismanaged herself, even I will take away my D.P party from him.
Share: So, it doesn’t become propaganda about your running for             the mayor job?
Seya: You man, what have you become? You are so tribalistic, I don’t enter Buganda debate. And even I ever never run, I stand there and fight like a wounded hyena even a male cock.
Share: So, when you eat the vote and be ‘his lord mayor’, you and Janet Musisi will be workmates properly? You know Janet Musisi the chairman of KCC.
Seya: That is wrong title. He is called Rebecca Musisi not Janet            Musisi.
Share: Ok, yes Rebecca.
Seya: I am  Seya, not Rebbecca.
Share: I am mean Musisi, not you. The Janet Musisi.
Seya: You are doormat. He is Rebecca Musisi not Janet Musisi.                 You need spects.
Share: You think am I  mad?
Seya: I don’t have idea. I am not in your head to look at madness in          there.


Share: You have abuse me again? That is reason you cant minister.          You have no mind.
Seya: Did you come to intervene me or abuse me?
Share: You are unintervenable.
Seya: You peoples are coward. Go to intervene other people like                you. Good night.

Share: That’s shamefulness. It is morning.

Monday 17 March 2014

Share’s letter to Kazinda


Dear Kazinda,

Before I even  begin starting, are you man in a relationship with Luzinda e.g sister or cousins? Isnt she the person to be Kazinda and you become Luzinda? You appear bigger than her, even although she is big. Ok, onward to the agenda, how are you in the Luzira? Nga you have seen! You know Ugandans people don’t like a person who kuyiya!  They see somebody in prosperity and get nugu. I wonder why they don’t die for their own mudaala. Even a small person which sells these insects of mukene speaks for you big words. But for myself I understands you totally and completely. Next time go and kuyiya Americans dollar. Their prison is like a hotel sweet, even the Sheraton can’t compete it. And when you come from it, these very Uganda peoples full the airport and say ‘our man, our man’! You become super hero, like a celebrate. So, never give up.
Naye you man, why come problem follow you after problem? Even after they overcharged you to the court for many years in Luzira, now mbu 33 cases are new on you time and again!! That is like burying a dead body that has already died, and then you remove her from tombs and bury him again in another. For what? But take your heart. Rwakasisi overcomed that Luzira, Mukula overcome it. They are live, free and fair and they are eating life and money. You will also overcome, and you will back and eat your money. Even you remember the Mandela? She was in sentence for 27 years in robin island court of south Africans, moreover in isolated water, like this Migingo island water that a Kenyan thief want to steal away from Uganda. You realize how coldness that water can be! He overcomed sharks, wells, misambwa and submarines. He came back from prisonment a star like the Beyonce, you know this ka-girl which shake bottoms like your sister Luzinda to make weak men dizzy. He even won president and ruled the country totally and very well. Then Obama buried him and took photographs of himself and friendly presidents. Imagine you can come out and also become his excellent of Uganda because if you counts 27 years from now now, Museven will be 100 years, Kaihura will be 90, all those of armies you see becoming tough and beat-beating us now will be 90 years. Only the presidential son will be 70, but because of eating this foods of genetics modefecations orgasms, you know the MGOs, he will be looking like more older than his father figure. They will never see you take his chair of president like they almost seen the prime minister tip toe to it and they whistle him phhhh...like a housefly with their girlfriend Anite in that Kyankwanzi parliament of Movement people! All of them will be blind of old ages.

My lovely friend, you must know the numbers of 27 is magic. Mandela had 27 years prisonment, Museven moved to bushes with 27 childrens to fight Uganda, NRA is ruling for 27 years old, forexamples. So, go Luzinda, go, ask for 27 years of prisonent. Something good will come out in you from prisonment. Don’t mind about the bills to longate the term of Museveni with three years by the parliament by the Sekitoleko of Nakifuma. This Nobert Sekitoleko man of Nakifuma which is billing that bill is a confuser confused, even that constituent of Nakifuma should be abolished and we see how he go forward to be MP of parliament. That man must not be a Muganda. Me I know Baganda. Bukenya is good example of Muganda. Mutale Mirundi is another good Muganda. We don’t make bills fwaaaa, even although I suspect Bahati is a muganda but hiding it. There is no bad Muganda. I know Jenniffer Kadaga, that spokesman of parliament will delete such bills. He Museven saying mbu he has a long vision alone in Uganda, as if he don’t know there is new vision, vision empire, vision 40-40, world vision, etc. If he give me minister, then he has the biggest vision. But ever since he give and Mafabi and his park take away my minister in Fortpotal, and he Museveni remaned calm, he has very little vision whatever. You Luzinda you eat vision, you sleep vision, you live in future as a fact. That why you harvested all the OPM money to buy that future until your dead.

Now, Luzinda my friend, keep that OPM money in a fix in a bank, they will put benefits on it for 27 years and it will grow. You come back from the Luzira, we go and use it to buy votes, ballots, ballot papers, voting people, voting machines, we shall gonna win even before people beat votes. When you become his excellent, I can become a ministry of oil or business finance, you know I am business gulu, I have made business since I was a young small boy and now I am a big boy.
I must stop my speech here. You know this dead singer namely Two Pack? He sanged songs mbu ‘More Money No Problem’. That is why I also get problems, even in parliament groups that interview jobs, like park committee of Mafabi. As for you Luzinda you will never bored in Luzira; you can sit there down and count and count money in your head, the one you carried to that bangaloo  building you live in. By the time you finish the end count of that monies you hided, your term of office will be on end and you will come out of jail. You will also rub shoulder even stomachs with celebrates like Kiprocit. You know he is a big celebrate since ever he won that world cup in England Olympic. He got much money and gold. He is a officer of Luzira, even he was raised the rank to major general. A clever man says Chances knocks one time. Take the chances and friend that kiprocit. You will need that military backup in the coming future.

Your friend in need,

Share.




Friday 14 March 2014

Share’s letter to Malaysia

Hi Mujib Razak,

Thank you for what have you been doing in disappearing planes in the sky. I am very heartbroken that all the 370 flights have disappeared single handedly. Here in Uganda we are fine, even although our prime minister is being in a hot soup. For you, how did you do to your president so that you are the head of that good country at large?  For us our prime minister is not head of country, and even when the spy Anite found out that he was thinking it in his head, that is why is told you he is in hot soup.

Now, ok, I want you to take your hearts and don’t papa because you are not the only ones to have things about planes disappearing in air. Even ours, two airplanes of helicopter type disappears in Kilimanjaro here in Uganda the other years ago, even although for us we were having commandos as passengers and so they find them. Even other airplanes disappeared when they were still in money, they are famous for known as junk helicopter planes. But Saleh Salim, our president sister said ‘I don’t know about it’ and we forgiven him completely.



I know that you people in Europe and USA will easy to find the missing helicopter. You will tell Chuck Norris and Rambo and Swazinega to search it. You can even bomb the ocean and get it. Even this man of 24 hours, is he Jackson Bowa? He can found it if it was stolen by terrorist. Also send those of batman,ironman, catman, spiderman, rat man, dogman etc they catch the terrorist driving the plane to where it is. I have listen that the telephones of passenger are going on. Why don’t you call and tell the driver to come out of there and come back? Or send them me2u or Warid and they call you. At least for you, you are lucky, you killed bin laden. For us, the ones of World Cup bomb and Nakumnatt bomb are still large. By the way, do you have Nakumatt there in Europe or a rugby ground?

Your excellent, I know every helicopter have a black books, which can ever never burn to ashes. Why don’t you Americans make all helicopter planes in that black books metal? Also, can’t you put guards on the helicopter? I hear mbu Americans soldiers in Iraq are guarded by Ugandan guards so that Talibans of bin laden don’t kill them. Ugandans are very clever, even bodaboda can advice you very well on which way to get your disappearing helicopters. Please don’t start world war with China because of plane. Be patient. We have proverbs, even in the bible it is there. One proverb say Okalya daa, kadda dda. Your helicopter will return back.

I wishing you all the best. All those helicopters that has bad luck you can give them to us as aids. You know England has take their aids away because we refused to wed men and men and women and women. Can you imagine?

Your friend in need.

Share.