Share’s letter to Malaysia

Hi Mujib Razak,

Thank you for what have you been doing in disappearing planes in the sky. I am very heartbroken that all the 370 flights have disappeared single handedly. Here in Uganda we are fine, even although our prime minister is being in a hot soup. For you, how did you do to your president so that you are the head of that good country at large?  For us our prime minister is not head of country, and even when the spy Anite found out that he was thinking it in his head, that is why is told you he is in hot soup.

Now, ok, I want you to take your hearts and don’t papa because you are not the only ones to have things about planes disappearing in air. Even ours, two airplanes of helicopter type disappears in Kilimanjaro here in Uganda the other years ago, even although for us we were having commandos as passengers and so they find them. Even other airplanes disappeared when they were still in money, they are famous for known as junk helicopter planes. But Saleh Salim, our president sister said ‘I don’t know about it’ and we forgiven him completely.

I know that you people in Europe and USA will easy to find the missing helicopter. You will tell Chuck Norris and Rambo and Swazinega to search it. You can even bomb the ocean and get it. Even this man of 24 hours, is he Jackson Bowa? He can found it if it was stolen by terrorist. Also send those of batman,ironman, catman, spiderman, rat man, dogman etc they catch the terrorist driving the plane to where it is. I have listen that the telephones of passenger are going on. Why don’t you call and tell the driver to come out of there and come back? Or send them me2u or Warid and they call you. At least for you, you are lucky, you killed bin laden. For us, the ones of World Cup bomb and Nakumnatt bomb are still large. By the way, do you have Nakumatt there in Europe or a rugby ground?

Your excellent, I know every helicopter have a black books, which can ever never burn to ashes. Why don’t you Americans make all helicopter planes in that black books metal? Also, can’t you put guards on the helicopter? I hear mbu Americans soldiers in Iraq are guarded by Ugandan guards so that Talibans of bin laden don’t kill them. Ugandans are very clever, even bodaboda can advice you very well on which way to get your disappearing helicopters. Please don’t start world war with China because of plane. Be patient. We have proverbs, even in the bible it is there. One proverb say Okalya daa, kadda dda. Your helicopter will return back.

I wishing you all the best. All those helicopters that has bad luck you can give them to us as aids. You know England has take their aids away because we refused to wed men and men and women and women. Can you imagine?

Your friend in need.

Share.