Monday, 17 March 2014

Share’s letter to Kazinda


Dear Kazinda,

Before I even  begin starting, are you man in a relationship with Luzinda e.g sister or cousins? Isnt she the person to be Kazinda and you become Luzinda? You appear bigger than her, even although she is big. Ok, onward to the agenda, how are you in the Luzira? Nga you have seen! You know Ugandans people don’t like a person who kuyiya!  They see somebody in prosperity and get nugu. I wonder why they don’t die for their own mudaala. Even a small person which sells these insects of mukene speaks for you big words. But for myself I understands you totally and completely. Next time go and kuyiya Americans dollar. Their prison is like a hotel sweet, even the Sheraton can’t compete it. And when you come from it, these very Uganda peoples full the airport and say ‘our man, our man’! You become super hero, like a celebrate. So, never give up.
Naye you man, why come problem follow you after problem? Even after they overcharged you to the court for many years in Luzira, now mbu 33 cases are new on you time and again!! That is like burying a dead body that has already died, and then you remove her from tombs and bury him again in another. For what? But take your heart. Rwakasisi overcomed that Luzira, Mukula overcome it. They are live, free and fair and they are eating life and money. You will also overcome, and you will back and eat your money. Even you remember the Mandela? She was in sentence for 27 years in robin island court of south Africans, moreover in isolated water, like this Migingo island water that a Kenyan thief want to steal away from Uganda. You realize how coldness that water can be! He overcomed sharks, wells, misambwa and submarines. He came back from prisonment a star like the Beyonce, you know this ka-girl which shake bottoms like your sister Luzinda to make weak men dizzy. He even won president and ruled the country totally and very well. Then Obama buried him and took photographs of himself and friendly presidents. Imagine you can come out and also become his excellent of Uganda because if you counts 27 years from now now, Museven will be 100 years, Kaihura will be 90, all those of armies you see becoming tough and beat-beating us now will be 90 years. Only the presidential son will be 70, but because of eating this foods of genetics modefecations orgasms, you know the MGOs, he will be looking like more older than his father figure. They will never see you take his chair of president like they almost seen the prime minister tip toe to it and they whistle him phhhh...like a housefly with their girlfriend Anite in that Kyankwanzi parliament of Movement people! All of them will be blind of old ages.

My lovely friend, you must know the numbers of 27 is magic. Mandela had 27 years prisonment, Museven moved to bushes with 27 childrens to fight Uganda, NRA is ruling for 27 years old, forexamples. So, go Luzinda, go, ask for 27 years of prisonent. Something good will come out in you from prisonment. Don’t mind about the bills to longate the term of Museveni with three years by the parliament by the Sekitoleko of Nakifuma. This Nobert Sekitoleko man of Nakifuma which is billing that bill is a confuser confused, even that constituent of Nakifuma should be abolished and we see how he go forward to be MP of parliament. That man must not be a Muganda. Me I know Baganda. Bukenya is good example of Muganda. Mutale Mirundi is another good Muganda. We don’t make bills fwaaaa, even although I suspect Bahati is a muganda but hiding it. There is no bad Muganda. I know Jenniffer Kadaga, that spokesman of parliament will delete such bills. He Museven saying mbu he has a long vision alone in Uganda, as if he don’t know there is new vision, vision empire, vision 40-40, world vision, etc. If he give me minister, then he has the biggest vision. But ever since he give and Mafabi and his park take away my minister in Fortpotal, and he Museveni remaned calm, he has very little vision whatever. You Luzinda you eat vision, you sleep vision, you live in future as a fact. That why you harvested all the OPM money to buy that future until your dead.

Now, Luzinda my friend, keep that OPM money in a fix in a bank, they will put benefits on it for 27 years and it will grow. You come back from the Luzira, we go and use it to buy votes, ballots, ballot papers, voting people, voting machines, we shall gonna win even before people beat votes. When you become his excellent, I can become a ministry of oil or business finance, you know I am business gulu, I have made business since I was a young small boy and now I am a big boy.
I must stop my speech here. You know this dead singer namely Two Pack? He sanged songs mbu ‘More Money No Problem’. That is why I also get problems, even in parliament groups that interview jobs, like park committee of Mafabi. As for you Luzinda you will never bored in Luzira; you can sit there down and count and count money in your head, the one you carried to that bangaloo  building you live in. By the time you finish the end count of that monies you hided, your term of office will be on end and you will come out of jail. You will also rub shoulder even stomachs with celebrates like Kiprocit. You know he is a big celebrate since ever he won that world cup in England Olympic. He got much money and gold. He is a officer of Luzira, even he was raised the rank to major general. A clever man says Chances knocks one time. Take the chances and friend that kiprocit. You will need that military backup in the coming future.

Your friend in need,

Share.




No comments:

Post a Comment