I am sip this coffee and bread
with angry, since because no one is love me this recently. There is no
journalist person which is come to ask me any something at all, even not
Nandutuuuu. Even the news paper in the press don’t write story over me whether
for bad or for worse. Even peoples of Uganda they will forgotten me, both my
face and my figure. Share, I have seen. Can you imagine? I have many more imagines.
Can you imagine for first and
foremost, that when those boy were fight for my child of Desire, not one journalist
even think it is mine? Now that Juma Psycho and simanyi who MP are everywhere,
as if I am died and bury!! All the silly journalist persons din’t never come to
say even “hello Share, can you father a baby?” They think that all the
childrens that I have, they come from trees? I am cumbersome, I make baby,
whether Desire, whether Awori, whether Nervous! Not Awori the other once upon a
time talkative political, then Museveni push big job in mouth and he shut up,
then he remove it away and he even shut up more; not that one, the police which
hunt for people that eat gay may run on my behind!! I am mean the Awori woman
that was sexy, she was once upon a time becoming miss Uganda with many girls of
pageant.
I can father a baby, whether Desire, whether Nervous!! |
Another imagine! These rebel MP
that they want my best friend Museveni to be put in carbons to measure his
years since ever he was born from the womb. They want to know if his ages are
countable! They want to know if he has still age mates living. How can you put
the president in carbon? The carbon they use to measure years of those history
animals of dinaso, zinjaslopes and skulls of dead people, they want it to also
use it on my best friend? Don’t they have calculator? Don’t they have math or
accountants? Do they aware that when Uganda was not yet get independent the calendar
was not yet made for Uganda? How did they want parent of president to see the
month of the date of born from the womb? They should left the man a lone to run
and even sprint like Bolt Hussein for president until death do us part between
himself and Uganda.
Another imagine! That president
was fire Colonel General Tumwine! Eh, will not the president end by fire
himself also? He has fire and fire and fire eberyone, all the childrens he go
to the bush to hunt Obote with! Now why can’t he fire also this Mutale Mirundi,
the boy that speak words like they come from another hole instead of mouth?!
The other day he say that journalist people call a good word ‘Kurikye’!! even
although the other Nandutu boy of blank point of NTV tell him mbu the word is ;
‘cliché’, that Mirundi boy keep insist that it is ‘kurikye’!! Me if I am the
Museven, I light fire as soon as there and then and fire her, that Mirundi!!
And this fire-fire day and morning is good for me. All those job are vacants
for me, I can application again and get
a job from president, job of where I am not have to go to Mafabi to ask in the
committee. As in fact I am want to be body chairman of UNEB, this one of which
the funny when boy Fragile Monday resign
it. People oba grew from where!! How can you resign fwaaa a big job when nga
your friends like me are died of idle and boredom? If I am get that job of
UNEB, no child will ever never fail again. You get a pen, write 90% on paper,
finished!!!
I gonna sell Uganda to China, and take all Uganda people across to America |
I have become a thinker, even my
head is dancing round making many O’s now. Oba it is this coffee it has beer
inside? I am see one things in two. I must be too much thinking, am I like a
philosopher. That is the price I pay for becoming a patriotic. I care. I can
sell the whole Uganda and take every people to America to live America dream. I
see every people fight to go in America. We shall sell this Uganda to China. If
I am MP of parliament I will propose the proposal to cabinet. My head is
dancing around again more…….